Notepad tricks...

oh i forgot u should save them as something.vbs

yes i know notepad tricks even i create a program by them i like these tricks very much :D :)

yeah keyboard disco LOL hahah

i created one that shutdown the PC after a specific time i put

@roun512 what program?

@BooCracker1 : i put this script in it
@echo off
timeout /t 3600
start shutdown.exe -s -t 00
and called it something.bat
so after 1 hour it will auto shut down and i can make matrix effect

Here is a neat trick using notepad.

Dim speaks, speech
speaks=“Welcome username, what shall we do today?”
Set speech=CreateObject(“sapi.spvoice”)
speech.Speak speaks

create file called speak.vbs using notepad with the above
exactly as it is.

in windows 7, 8, and vista goto

username
appdata
roaming
microsoft
windows
start menu
programs
startup

and paste the speak.vbs file there.
Next time you boot up it will say whatever
you wanted it to say.

for matrix effect type this in notepad then name it something.bat

@echo off
color 02
:a
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
GOTO a

paste it in notepad and sorry for many %random% it make matrix effect better and btn %random and echo their is space its in same line

I know this one which is very bad by the way
@echo off
:top
md %random%
goto top

@Anonra I know this one:
Dim msg, sapi
msg=InputBox(“Write your text here”,“Talk it”)
Set sapi=CreateObject(“sapi.spvoice”)
sapi.Speak msg
save as something.vbs

Yes this one is a real pain. A pig of a loop: so don’t run it BooCracker1 is right it is nasty!!
@echo off
:top
md %random%
goto top

The @echo off does just that turns off any echo of text. Then the :top is the start of the loop. The md %random% is making random directories on your hard drive. Then the goto top, does just that it loops back to :top and makes another random directory. And so on and so on. Soon your drive is stuffed! MD is a DOS command for ‘Make Directory’ If you want to see the DOS CMD’s you can see them here: http://pcsupport.about.com/od/commandlinereference/tp/dos-commands.htm or just run the cmd on your machine and type help and you will see a list of the commands of the DOS (Disk Operating System) and not denial-of-service. SO IF YOU WANT A REAL HEADACHE, make a file called whatever.vbs with that text in it and SAVE IT IN YOUR STARTUP DIRECTORY, then reboot your machine and make all the little directory’s all over your hard drive. DON’T DO IT! YOU’LL BE SORRY!! There are many nasty things you can do to your hard drive using MS-DOS, so BEWARE!

i have read somewhere that we can talk to our computer . is this code right ? i found it at on google here the link . look really cool though

Talk to our computer?? what i posted just can make your computer talk whatever u want :/

no , this is more like jarvis in iron man . you can ask your computer what time is it and he will answer . and you also can add code to make he say many thing if you ask something .

AND HOW CAN WE DO IT?? CANT BE

first of all , dont use all caps . please it makes me wanna punch someone.
have you click the link that i gave you ? and have read the post ? if not read it .
it use speech recognition in windows 7 . and there is code that you can copy and put in your dekstop

ok I saw it now..

if you wanna make it cooler , then install skin for ironman or transformers :)

yeah right…if I only had windows 7

what windows do you have ?

WINDOWS XP 2002 VERSION :( :‘(

i know that u can speak with computer by speach recognition like open folder show numbers close and this u can turn it on from Cpanel

does windows xp has speech recognition ? if had you also can do it

I dont know and and I dont think..this version is to old man I hate my computer :(

i have win 7 i dont know xp but try search in google if xp has it

hahaha just chill

i love notepad trikcs especially CD Rom trick
Set oWMP = CreateObject("wmplayer.ocx.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection do if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count =1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next 'cdrom End If loop