Is your son a hacker? | Defend the Web

Fireshard
10 years ago

0

Here’s a nice little “article” you’ll get plenty of laughs over:

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

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Search other forums before making new threads called “help” !

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dalfor
10 years ago

2

Oh my but this is outdated!

[quote=article]
…trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL…
…requested a new “processor” from a company called “AMD”…
…Quake…
…BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos…
[/quote]

If my son was using Linux I would give him a medal!

Nice article for a look at old times however :)

Pawda [Memoria]
10 years ago

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Epic and timeless.

Mart
10 years ago

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Here’s another golden oldie that is difficult to know if it’s serious or not…

Codex561
10 years ago

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It took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure out it was not serious, but I still don’t get the humor in it - all I see is misleading propaganda.

EganDoesGG
10 years ago

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haha, i didn’t notice the poll the first time i read

Klax893
10 years ago | edited 10 years ago

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Professional hackers, like Bill Gates and Frank Sinatra…

crua9
10 years ago | edited 10 years ago

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This is funny. This isn’t a list on how to tell if someone is a hacker. This list is a list someone who uses their computer/gamer. I would be shocked if someone took this serious. Even more so, since this was wrote back in Dec 2001.

[quote=article]3. Has your child asked for new hardware?

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request “faster” video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory.

Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. [/quote]

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p4p1 [lexostras]
9 years ago

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Holy merry of justice this article makes me think of my mother… Yep My mum is like that, my knowledge in computer scares her I am actually banned of computers untill I am 18 so I just learned lockpicking and open my cellar to get back the pc… I fell kina bad for his son but k'mon this must be a joke
[quote=IDIOT] Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker[/quote]

Used to be lexostras…. but i got tierd of my name so now it’s worst…..
My github dont click this

nakee
9 years ago

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I know a 60+ gramma which is an hacker, does it count?

dalfor
9 years ago

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Does this count as a hacker?

http://www.examiner.com/article/75-year-old-spade-hacker-literally-cuts-internet-service-to-armenia

nakee
9 years ago

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better a hacker than a slacker:P

crua9
9 years ago

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@nakee

lol. I got to remember that one